Seven Below — Movie Review

Why do famous people feel the need to make shit movies? Ok, so I had nothing else to do and needed to fulfill my addiction to video stimulation. I looked for recent movies available to torrent. Oh! Val Kilmer and that mean black guy from such films as Pulp Fiction and probably something else that I can’t seem to remember at the moment. This is going to be good right? No. It was one of the most boring pieces of trash that I have ever seen. I mean, this movie was so bad that I have to revise my ratings system to include a lower category than “Go ahead and download it for free if you don’t have anything else to do.”

Here is how far I got: Val and some friends are driving somewhere and they stop at a store and he tries hitting on a girl. But she despises married men who cheat on their wives. Val and his friends get to a vacation house, but this storm comes and the road gets closed, so they can’t leave. The mean black dude from Pulp Fiction happens to be the landlord, or butler. It doesn’t really matter. Anyway, that’s as far as I got before extreme fatigue set in and I couldn’t drink any more beer fast enough before crawling off to bed.

So this is the first movie to get the “Don’t even waste your time downloading for free even if you have something else to do while it is downloading.” category.